Episode seven of ‘Rent A Cop’ just aired. What do we think?
Well… we enjoyed it.
Francis has been up to his usual shenanigans in this week’s episode, taking charge of event security at Middlesbrough’s balloon festival, and on the hunt for a mischievous fish burglar. It’s a fine display of professionalism and dedication, especially considering he spends the latter half of the show with his arm in a sling.
Meanwhile, and despite having lost his job last week, Pembow is still out on the hunt for new business, doing his best to give away free promotional Sparta Security stickers. Admittedly, his efforts were largely unsuccessful, but fair play to the lad for his determination. A phone conversation between him and Francis reveals that he finally moves on and finds himself new emplyment in industrial cleaning.
Best of luck to him! But will we see him again?
Following Pembow’s dismissal, Francis is forced to pull together a band of local security experts to run operations. A selection of Darlington’s finest attend Sparta interviews, but sadly none quite make the cut.

As usual, the episode is packed full of laughs and – of course – Francis’ now famous one-liners, but the tides of opinion seem to be changing over on social media.
On Twitter, comments have been less-than encouraging…
Anyone ever asks why BBC3 is being axed, just point them to #rentacop. Jesus.
— Are we the baddies? (@arewetehbaddies) December 10, 2015
The dog is the smartest employee in that whole company #rentacop
— Becky (@beckyloujenks) December 10, 2015
You could not make this stuff up. I don't miss the place AT ALL. But at last I am far enough removed to find it funny now. #rentacop #darlo
— Dr. Annabel Townsend (@doctorcoffee) December 11, 2015
How the hell can Pembo not give a free sticker away man #rentacop
— Charlie Marie Wilson (@charIiewilson) December 10, 2015
did he just say "sharp as a carrot" #rentacop
— John (@johnnmids) December 10, 2015
Still, it can’t be all bad, as Francis is now such a huge TV star that he even has his own parody account. You can follow it here: @FrancisJonesNOT.
I'm the boyo out of our group!
— Fearless Francis (@FrancisJonesNOT) December 10, 2015
There’s just one episode left in the series, but with news of a Christmas special on the way, there should be plenty of Francis left to go around. The question is… will he catch the nuisance bikers before the series is out? We really, really hope so…
If you missed episode seven, it’s now available on BBC iPlayer.
To read our write-ups on previous episodes, click here.
What do you think of Rent A Cop and Sparta Security? Well-intentioned and genius, or ridiculous and embarrassing? Leave your comments below!

















